Please Boy, if you want to troll, at least try a bit harder.

Now, Novell is a Microsoft’s Puppet and are trying to destroy Sun’s OpenOffice.org at Microsoft’s request.

And Sun is Microsoft Puppet because they’re trying to destroy AJAX/SVG by distributing Silverlight.

And both, Novell and Sun, are helping Microsoft destroying Adobe.

But Adobe also wants to destroy AJAX/SVG. So Adobe is also a Microsoft’s Puppet.

Lets recapitulate:

–everyone that dislikes AJAX/SVG is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that dislikes Flash is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that dislikes Adobe is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that dislikes Sun is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that dislikes OpenOffice.org is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that dislikes Java is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that likes/works/or occasionally agrees with Novell or Microsoft is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that makes a favorable review of a Novell or Microsoft product is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that disagrees with you is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that disagrees with one of your lifetime partners is a Microsoft Puppet!
–everyone that disagrees with one of your entourage of fanboys is a Microsoft Puppet!

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