12.25.06

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Our Own Distro: SueMe Linux

Posted in Boycott Novell, Humour at 10:32 am by Shane Coyle

Boycott Novell is giving serious consideration to creating our own distro, SueMe, strictly for the purpose of being bought off.

(Yup, this post was pulled earlier in the year, but I am a little tipsy now and it seems like a good idea to repost…)

SueMe Nicrovell Linux

Current price (including silencing this website) is $200M (US), and we haven’t any patent portfolio to trade. Serious inquiries only.

Look forward to hearing from you, Steve.

BoycottNovell.com

If you’re not laughing yet, it’s a joke. But, here is a view of the proposed packaging for the new Nicrovell Linux. ;^ )

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3 Comments

  1. pete said,

    November 17, 2006 at 11:35 am

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    That name would be DVD-Jons Intellectual Property, wouldn’t go there… ;)

    http://nanocrew.net/

  2. Jed said,

    November 17, 2006 at 11:39 am

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    Sorry, I shot milk out of my nose when I saw “DVD-Jon” and “Intellectual Property” together!

  3. Scott said,

    November 17, 2006 at 12:02 pm

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    Wouldn’t “SueS” be a better name?

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