THE day was not set The staff was upset It's Battistelli you bet Accountability he met

The media rushed Mostly hearsay had gushed Under the carpet it brushed More money to be hushed

The Kat was all fat Not the EPO's pet The smell of the rat Truth it could get

Battistelli was fuming Reputation needs grooming The bribes began booming "Defamation" he was assuming

Out went the lawyers And firewall layers Disciplinary actions Gave Battistelli erections

On went the cover The media didn't bother Campinos is the orange brother Exploiting the name of his father

Then came the COVID, the plague, and mass layoff Not just lousy patents but also a President Madoff ⬆