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EPO 2022 Archive

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    Scope
    Repression
    Labour
    Above the law
    Credibility
    Software (abstract) patents
    Institutional abuse
    Staff deaths/suicides
    Ignoring court orders or due process
    Budgetary issues
    Patents on life
    Censorship/Gagging
    Crushing protests
    Crushing oversight or other branches
    Reputation issues (EU)
    Patent maximalism/UPC
    DDOS
    Union-busting
    Character assassination/Defamation
    Favouritism/Nepotism
    Patent trolls
    Legal bullying
    Abolishing workers' rights
    Propaganda/Misinformation/Paying the media
    Conflict of interest/Dubious connections
    Systemic synthesis
    Illegal surveillance
    State within a state
    Alleged bribery
    Organisational crisis


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    2022

    December

  • UPC is Not Legal in 2023 (UK Left the EU), But the EPO Pretends It Will Start in June (Wishful Thinking, Illegal System)
  • Dr. Ingve Björn Stjerna Has New Paper on Unified Patent Court (UPC) Agreement (UPCA) After Brexit
  • Dr. Ingve Björn Stjerna on German 'Justice': “Not a Single One of the EPO Complaints Has Been Decided to Date.”
  • Meme: Seven Years After Battistelli Said It Would Start
  • EPO Writing About Unitary Patent From One Year in the Future!
  • Meme: Moldova: What's Worse? Putin's Army or 'the F***ing President' António's Trojan Horse?
  • Will 2023 See EPO Willing to Invite Belarus and Russia for Public Relations?
  • European Patent Office (EPO) Refuses to Change and Refuses to Acknowledge the Simple Facts About Its Demise
  • Meme: The EPO is Run by Corrupt Dictators; The Union (SUEPO) Suffers for Merely Talking About It
  • EPO President António Campinos 'Too Busy' to Talk to Staff Representatives as Scandals Continue to Pile Up
  • Meme: EPO Jobs Are Very Cool!
  • The European Patent Office Explained by Insiders
  • Keeping Abreast of Patent Affairs and Legislation in Europe
  • Virtually (i.e. Online) and for Only One Hour the EPO's Staff Representation Was Allowed to Discuss Many Lingering Concerns
  • Meme: António Campinos-Controlled (EPO-Commissioned) Surveys Are Just for Show (to Help 'Validate' Lies)
  • European Patent Office (EPO) on the Decline, According to the Fifth Edition of the Technologia Staff Survey
  • Benoît Battistelli in 2015: EPO is Ready to Start Unified Patent Court (UPC), Expect UPC in 2016
  • Unified Patent Court (UPC) is “Real Soon Now!” Since 2014
  • Unified Patent Court (UPC) 'Delayed' Again, As Usual, as Unitary Patent Boosters Caught Up in Lies and Scandals


  • November

  • António Campinos Could Not Possibly Choose a Worse Time to Show Solidarity With Communist China
  • Unitary Patent Lobbying: Stacked UPC Panel With 250 People in Attendance Spun as “3000 Viewers Followed the Conference” (a Lie)
  • Meme: Monopolies Presumed Valid
  • “Bringing Teams Together” at the EPO Means Exactly the Opposite
  • Meme: Kiss the Ring (of the Patent Litigation Mafia)
  • This Won't End Well for the UPC Lobby (Unitary Patent Profoundly Discredits the Rule of Law)
  • Meme: Judges That Break the Rules to Get Richer
  • Klaus 'Kangaroo' Grabinski Does Not Understand Software Development 'As Such', He is a Symptom of the Patent System's Loss of Legitimacy (Acting to Curtail, Not Advance, Science)
  • Kangaroo Tribunal For Xmas? Santa Klaus Grabinski Breaking the Law, Crushing Constitutions, Violating International Conventions For Personal (Financial) Gain... Again
  • From About 2-3 Blog Posts Per Day to Not Even One Per Day (After Covering Up for 'Good' EPO Under António Campinos)
  • Nokia and Airbus Elected as Judges at the Unified Patent Court, an Unheard of Corruption of Justice
  • Klaus Grabinski Expressing Support for Software Patents in Violation of the European Patent Convention (and Common Sense)
  • Meme: Full Support for an Illegal 'Legal' System From the Patent Litigation Industry
  • Software Patents in the EPO Are Still Illegal, But Criminals in Charge of the EPO Still Try to Stage a Coup Against the Law
  • Meme: António Campinos Loves Kangaroo Court for Software Patents
  • The European Patent Office (EPO) Will Fail at Retention and Recruitment This Way
  • Meme: The ‘F***ing President’ at the EPO
  • Meme: Herr Professor Doktor Benoît Battistelli
  • António 'I'm the F***ing President' Campinos Arranges Meeting With EPO Staff to Lie About Staff's Position and Then Crush the Most Basic Rights of Staff
  • European Patent Office (EPO) Uses Women and Greenwashing to Distract From EPO Crimes and Unified Patent Court (UPC) Travesty
  • The European Patent Office (EPO) Cannot Understand Women
  • Meme: European Patent Office (EPO) Wants You to Know Only Bigots Oppose Illegal EPO Agenda
  • Meme: The EPO is GREEN!
  • EPO Isn't Green and Isn't Women-Friendly, That's Just Another Distraction From Corruption
  • Trusting the UPC (Unified Patent Court) in the Hands of Tyrants Who Ridicule Courts?
  • Meme: EPO Privacy Please, But Only for EPO Management
  • Privacy Law Isn't Meant to Protect EPO Management From Prosecution/Accountability
  • Meme: Unified Patent Court Corruption
  • This Tentative List of UPC Judges (Industry as 'Judges') Will Make the Unitary Patent Explode Before Launch
  • Meme: I am Always Right Because...
  • The European Union's Unspoken-About Blunder: EPO (Patent-Granting Office) Coup and Ongoing Coup Against Patent Courts
  • What's to Come Regarding EPO Scandals and Latest UPC (Unitary Patent) Scandals


  • October

  • Let's Put an End to Software Patents by Contacting Our Representatives (Politicians)
  • Meme: The Always-Coming-Soon Unified Patent Court (UPC) Turns Into Additional Forms of Misconduct and Corruption, Demonstrating It's a Lobbyists' Fake Court
  • Team UPC Has Foolishly Given Additional Legal Grounds for Tossing Out the Unitary Patent (Overt Corruption in Appointment of Judges)
  • Meme: EFF Stopped Worrying About Corruption and Monopolies
  • When It Comes to Patent Policy, EFF Has Become Utterly Useless This Year (and It Refuses to Mention EPO Scandals)
  • They Can't Even Spell UPC Right (in António's Prepared Lobbying Speech to Politicians, Delivered Last Month)
  • António Campinos on Unified Patent Court (UPC) Delays and Trying to Leapfrog the Actual Legal Process (Because It's Illegal)
  • The ILO's Tribunal Decided That the Appeals Committee (ApC) at the European Patent Office (EPO) is Flawed and Staff Can Take Action
  • Meme: The F***ing Precedent
  • Even Patent Maximalists Across Europe Are Dissatisfied With the European Patent Office's Shameless Race to the Bottom (Illegal European Patents)
  • Meme: Well, It's Dead
  • People Who Relocated (With Family) to Work at the European Patent Office (EPO) Complain About European School The Hague (ESH)
  • Meme: EPO's Administrative Council Will Congratulate a President Who Bribes the Administrative Council, Breaks the Law, and Curses at Staff Whilst Illegally Censoring It
  • Inclusion and Diversity at the EPO in One Slide (Leaked by Insiders)
  • Members of the Administrative Council of the EPO Are Asked to Summon a Conference of Ministers of the Contracting States Due to Violations of the Law
  • European School The Hague (ESH) Faces a Crisis and Families of EPO Workers Are Harmed Profoundly
  • Meme: Lowering the Bar With Nations That Barely Have Any European Patents (Close to Zero)


  • September

  • EPO Management Plans to Further Accelerate Grants of Illegal, Invalid, Fake European Patents Next Year
  • Meme: EPO Would Probably Argue It's Just a Coincidence That “Women Have Received, on Average, Only 0.88 Steps to Every 1 Step Awarded to Men”
  • Facts About the European Patent Office and Why Recruiting/Retaining Capable Examiners Isn't Possible Anymore
  • Media Censorship is Spreading and Infesting the World Wide Web
  • Meme: Getting Promoted (or Hired/Recruited/Absorbed Directly Into Top Management) by Knowing “The F***ing President”
  • According to EPO Data, Women Have No Place at the EPO (Unless They Fancy Being Underpaid)
  • The EPO's Local Staff Committee The Hague (LSCTH) is “Requesting Immediate Action”
  • Meme: EPO Abuse Continues, Managers Acting Deaf
  • Meme: Time to Take Away the EPO's Diplomatic Immunity
  • Never Let Courts Be Controlled by Those Who Ignore Court Rulings (European Patent Office, European Patent Organisation, or EPO)
  • Meme: We're Back to Medieval Times: The Case of EPO
  • Gone With the Boris: British Enabler of Corrupt EPO Regime
  • Human Resources at the European Patent Office (EPO): Another Crisis in the Making


  • Meme: The Limits of Lobbying and Lying
  • The Propaganda Mill of EPO.org Pushes Illegal, Unconstitutional UPC ('Fake It Till You Make It') Ahead of Further Perils


  • August

  • EPO Management Trying to Make EPO Staff Miserable and Isolated
  • Meme: Bringing Cheeks Together
  • Copyright Troll Targets Articles About EPO Corruption
  • Meme: EPO Has Failed to Comply With Straightforward ILOAT Ruling for Almost Two Months Already
  • Czech/German Copyright Attack on Techrights Articles About EPO Corruption
  • Meme: No Compliance, No Quality, No Accountability at the EPO
  • Meme: Making European Patents Moot and Worthless
  • How to Leak Material to Techrights
  • Request for More Information on EPO/EUIPO Corruption
  • Meme: Qualified and Diplomatic Immunity Begets Crime
  • Mind-Blowing and Likely Verifiable Rumours About More High-Level Corruption at the European Patent Office (EPO)
  • Meme: Criminals Have Feelings Too...
  • Meme: Dignity of Criminals
  • António Campinos Once Again Failing to Obey Court Orders, Making Up Ludicrous Excuses for Non-Compliance
  • Recruitment Potential at the EPO Has Never Been Worse
  • EPO Corruption: Internet Censorship or Why the World Wide Web and DNS Aren't Enough When You Speak Truth to Power
  • Meme: Breaking Out the Champagne for a “Landmark Occasion”


  • July

  • António Campinos: Portuguese in Absentia (Exile)
  • Video: Zola's Algorithm
  • Meme: Working for Sociopaths Who Break the Law and Gloat About It
  • EPO VP4 Nellie Simon: 24/7 Day and Night, Only One Hour to Speak to EPO Staff
  • Meme: “Truly a Landmark Occasion”
  • Meme: Voting Fodder and Faking Concern for the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • Banana EPO: Montenegro, With Population 134 Times Smaller Than Germany's, Will Get a Vote as Powerful as Germany's
  • EPO Monday: A Carnival of Law-Breaking Fluff, Even Celebration of Crime
  • Meme: Sneak Preview: EPO Chain Gang Movie
  • Meme: The EPO's Unprecedented Surge
  • Meme: The EPO's Great Leap Forward
  • When Europe's Largest Patent Office is Governed by Lawyers, Bankers, and Career-Climbing Opportunists Who Violate the European Patent Convention (EPC) for Them
  • The EPO Bubble — Part XII — The Shape of Things to Come?
  • Meme/Video: Covering Up the (EPO) President's Coup and Illegal Actions
  • Meme: The Portuguese Pretender
  • The EPO's Misguided and Misleading Approach to Software Patenting, Disguised Using Disingenuous Newspeak and Buzzwords
  • Meme: Sustainable European Patent Office (EPO)
  • Meme: Getting Promoted to Head of National Delegation at the European Patent Organisation (EPO)
  • Monetising the EPO's Granting Authority by Abusing This Authority and Violating the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • The EPO Bubble — Part XI — The Viennese ICT Patent Orchestrator
  • Meme: Award-winning Fake Patents
  • Meme/Video: Another Temper Tantrump From António Campinos
  • Meme: The Sinking Ship?
  • Meme: The EPO's Pot o' Gold
  • Teaser: The Food Expert Who Got an 'Appetite' for Software Patents
  • Meme: The Intrepid Razik, Herr Weber, and the Faustian EPO Pact
  • The António Campinos Photo Ops Tour: Pretending to Support Ukraine While Sending the EPO's Jobs and Applicants' Money to Belarus
  • EPO's Georg Weber Increasing Grant Rates Close to 100% in Software Patents (for Supposed 'Success')
  • What the Latest EPO Leaks Teach Us About the Management's Plans for Software Patents in Europe
  • Meme: “So I Wrote an Algorithm”
  • The EPO Bubble — Part X — A Leaked E-mail Provides Some Clues...
  • Teaser: EPO President 'F' Delivers Instructions to Georg Weber
  • Meme: Faustian Pact to Violate the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • The EPO Bubble — Part IX — A Well-Remunerated Faustian Pact?
  • Finishing Off What's Left to 'Monetise' at the EPO
  • Meme: Self Esteem Issues (of Insensitive and Underqualified Leadership)
  • Meme: The EPO Circus
  • The EPO's Local Staff Committee The Hague Cautions About Shortage of Examiners and Growing Pressure on Workers
  • Meme: Mein Kampfinos?
  • Further Suppression of Speech at the EPO Shows That the Current (Recently-Reappointed) Administration Continues to Break the Law
  • Meme: Patents for Granted
  • Razik Menidjel the Wrong COO, But Part of Patent Maximalists' Coup
  • Meme: Master of None
  • The EPO Bubble — Part VIII — The “Algerian Skirmisher” Replaces the “British Grenadier”
  • Meme: EPO Ignorance is Bliss
  • When Criminals Make It a Crime to Speak About Their Crimes
  • Meme: Bubble Schwabble
  • The EPO Bubble — Part VII — A Multifaceted Man of Letters
  • Meme: EPO Management Coming Out of the Closet
  • 4 Years of Monopoly Tony (Mr. Campinos) Violating the Rights of Free Association/Expression/Speech as EPO President
  • Razik Alex Menidjel: Software Patents Guru or Career-Climbing Poser Who Never Wrote Code?
  • Freedom of Speech Cannot Coexist With Crime at the EPO
  • Meme: EPO's Presidential Lapdogs
  • The EPO Bubble — Part VI — From Humble Examiner to CO³
  • Meme: Software Patents by Any Other Name (or Buzzword)
  • The EPO Bubble — Part V — Propping Up the Bubble?
  • Meme: The EPO's Kangaroo Tribunals Explained
  • Illegally Monetising an Attack on the European Patent Convention (or How National Delegates Participate in a Coordinated Patent Collusion, a Form of Organised Crime)
  • Meme: Grinning at Immunity
  • The EPO Bubble — Part IV — A Cashflow Problem Looming on the Horizon?
  • Meme: Give Us More Money by Selling Monopolies to Foreign Corporations in Violation of the European Patent Convention
  • This is How to Kill a Reputable Patent Office in Only a Few Years
  • Meme: Plot Twist
  • The EPO Bubble — Part III — Dividing Up the Spoils...
  • Meme: EPO Kool-Aid Dispenser
  • Meme: Preserving the EPO's “Slush Fund”
  • The EPO as a Diploma Mill, Rubber-Stamper, and Training Camp for Scabs Cannot Produce Valuable Work (Low-Quality Junk in High Quantities)
  • Meme: The More, the Merrier?
  • Meme: A Message to You, Toni...
  • Meme: So Presidential...
  • The EPO Bubble — Part II — Signs of a Deflating Bubble?
  • There's No F***ing Debate With “the F***ing President” (What António Campinos Calls Himself!)
  • Why the EPO Bubble Matters
  • Obscene Lack of Justice at the European Patent Office (EPO)
  • The EPO Bubble — Part I — An “Unprecedented Surge”
  • When EPO Does Not Control and Coerce the Judges — Part IV — No End in Sight for a System of “Institutionalised Injustice”?
  • Meme The Year is 2032: ILOAT Tells Campinos That He Broke the Law, Repeatedly
  • Meme: “There is No Crueler Tyranny Than That Which is Perpetuated Under the Shield of Law and in the Name of Justice.”
  • When EPO Does Not Control and Coerce the Judges — Part III — ILOAT Judgment No. 4551
  • ILOAT Judgment No. 4550 Shows Why ILO Can Never Truly Restore Justice at the EPO and Reminds Us Why ILO Wanted to Kick the EPO Out, Recognising the Highly Exceptional Level of Abuse
  • Can't Censor EPO Staff Anymore
  • When EPO Does Not Control and Coerce the Judges — Part II — ILOAT Judgment No. 4550
  • Three Series Running in Parallel
  • Meme: EPO King
  • When EPO Does Not Control and Coerce the Judges — Part I — ILOAT 134th Session: Two More Bittersweet Victories for EPO Staff
  • Teaser: The EPO's Deflating Patent Bubble and Pursuit of Illegal Software Patents (With Kangaroo Courts, UPC, and Bullied Examiners)
  • Meme: António Campinos Reacts to Latest Rulings From the Administrative Tribunal of the International Labour Organisation (ILOAT)
  • European Patent Office (EPO) Condemned Again by Judges at the Administrative Tribunal of the International Labour Organisation (ILOAT)
  • Meme: He Was Reappointed, So Why Bother Obeying the Law? To Impress the Council?
  • Web Site of the European Patent Office (EPO) as Propaganda Tool That Covers Up Corruption
  • With EPO Staff Already in the Trenches ('Cannon Fodder' for Corrupt Management) Their Children Come Under Fire, Too
  • Article Ideas for EPO Parrots
  • Meme: EPO Cartoon: I AM Here to Help Cover Up Crimes
  • Meme: The EPO's European Diversity
  • EPO's Distraction Du Jour
  • Meme: Bribing Our Representatives at Our Expense
  • EPO Bought 'Elections' and What That Means to Staff (When Bribery is the 'New Normal')
  • EPO Exploits the Deaths of Millions to Leverage COVID-19 Monopolies and Then Pushes Illegal, Unconstitutional Agenda Again (UPC)
  • Meme: EPO.org as a Portal of Lies (and Lobbyists)
  • EPO Steering Off the Road, Just Like the Drunken Son of António Campinos, Who Crashed the Car and Begged for Impunity
  • Koch Operatives Working to Shape Patent Law in Favour of Monopolies and Oligarchs
  • At the EPO, “Online” Means Microsoft Windows Only (“Unitary Patent” Also Limited to Microsoft Customers!)
  • Meme: President Crybaby
  • People Are Very Angry That Campinos Was Left in Positions of Power Without Any Competition and in Spite of Failing to Fulfill Essential Goals
  • Meme: EPO Election (Auction)


  • June

  • European Patent Office is a Kakistocracy Illustrated
  • Meme: EPO Rewarding Corruption Instead of Upholding the Law and Protecting the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • Cautionary Tales About an António Campinos-Run EPO
  • Sustainability of Crime at the European Patent Office (EPO), Europe's Second-Largest Institution
  • EPO is “Building a Team of C and D Players”
  • Corrupt António Campinos Bought Himself Another Term by Bribing Voters, Whom None of the Staff Trusts
  • Meme: The Delegates' Munich Rally (June 29th 2022), Re-electing a Corrupt Dictator?
  • Most “Job Applicants to an Examiner Position at EPO Who Were Offered a Job Did Not Take it”
  • Meme: EPO Bosses Sneer at Staff Unrest
  • Meme: EPO Policies Decided Behind Closed Doors
  • Lots of Legal Action Against the EPO Impending
  • “Mobility Package” as Bribes in European Patent Office
  • Bastian Best is Still Wrong and Dishonest About Software Patents
  • EPO Protest Tomorrow in Munich
  • Meme: Benoît Battistelli and António Campino Buying Elections Since 2010
  • EPO Management Glorifies Illegal Agenda and Violations of the European Patent Convention (EPC) to Impress the Administrative Council
  • The Importance of Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press When It Comes to EPO Corruption
  • Meme: It's Harder to Talk About Crimes When...
  • Meme: Fireside Chat With EPO Management
  • The Past Week at EPO, Europe's Most Corrupt Patent Office
  • Meme: EPO All Backwards: Are National Delegates and the Administrative Council Just Puppets of the Office They're Meant to Govern?
  • 2,120 EPO Workers Sign Petition to the National Delegates, Who Can Put an End to EPO Abuses (But Repeatedly Fail to Do So)
  • Meme: You Cannot Protest Because...
  • EPO Staff at The Hague Complains of New Pressure Tactics and Survey Shows Less than 10% Think Office Policies Serve the EPO's Interests
  • Meme: Council Says...
  • Selected Slides From Technologia's EPO Staff Survey (2022 Compared to Prior Years)
  • EPO Staff Survey's Preliminary Results Published (Almost 2,000 Staff Surveyed), António Campinos Less Trustworthy Than Benoît Battistelli at Similar Points in Their Terms
  • Meme: Granting Patents Like Mad is Not Productivity (It's Also Illegal)
  • EPO Management Behaves As If the Goal is to Shut Down and Outsource the Patent Office, Making a ‘Monopolies Bank’ Instead… or Having Rubber-Stamping With Kangaroo Courts Override the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • The EPO is Ceasing to Be a Patent Office
  • EPO Abolishing Workers' Rights and Creating Second-Class Workers in Direct Violation of the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • Meme: Trying to Circumvent the European Patent Convention is Like Playing With Fire
  • EPO Management Severely Harms the Health of Staff by Bullying Them
  • Meme: Executing the EPC (as in Killing It, Not Following It)
  • At the EPO, “Bringing Teams Together” or “New Management of Office Space” is Another Step Towards EPO Outsourcing
  • Meme: Battistelli the Second (Battistelli II)
  • The Future of the EPO's Work-to-Rule Industrial Action (Examiners Following the Law Rather Than Unlawful Instructions From Management)
  • Meme: Rewarding Crooks With Public Relations and Marketing at the EPO's Expense ('European Inventor Award')
  • Hallmark of Bribery and Graft: The French EPO President Gives European Inventor Award to France Again (3rd Time in 6 Years)
  • Meme: EPO Funding Microsoft and the War Against Ukraine
  • Why EPO Scandals (and Next Week's Protest) Are a Very Big Deal
  • Meme: The Re-election Package of the “F***ing President” (in His Own Words)
  • Physical Demonstration at the EPO’s Headquarters and the Staff Explains Why
  • Meme: Speaking Professionally at the EPO
  • Physical Demonstrations Against EPO Considered This Month, Work-to-Rule Industrial Action May Continue, and 96% Think António Campinos Violating the Code of Conduct Means the Office Should Release Recordings
  • For the Second Time in a Week the EPO Fakes Compliance With the European Patent Convention While Constantly Violating It
  • Meme: Breaking the Law While Laughing at the Law
  • We Need to Focus on This Month's Meeting of the EPO's Administrative Council
  • The EPO's Staff Union Cautions the Administrative Council That the Office Once Again Violates the EPC (Typically With the Council's Complicity)
  • Meme: Team UPC: Entering Legal Chaos and an Inevitable Disaster
  • EPO Management Now Simulating the Acceptance of Its Criminal Behaviour, But Will EPO Member States Play Along?
  • Meme: The Wild West of the Cattle-Riding Campino, Tony the Great
  • The EPO Has Become Copycat of Lukashenko's Regime of Terror, and It Moreover Violates Laws, Constitutions, Even the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • The Emergence of the European Patent Convention (EPC) in Full; Before White-Collar Criminals Hijacked the EPO and Pretended EPC Doesn't Exist
  • Meme: Arresting and Prosecuting EPO Management
  • EPO Management Has Danced on the Grave of the European Patent Convention Today
  • Meme: European Patent Office: The Law is Whatever We Say It Is...
  • Meme: European Patent Convention ‘Too Old’ for EPO Despots
  • Meme: Experts in Crime
  • Like Batka, Like Son
  • Meme: EPO 'Democracy': Friend Brings Friends
  • EPO: Privatising Everything and Passing Capital to Corrupt Executives' Pockets (or Monetising the Abolition of the EPC)
  • National Representatives (Delegations) Need to Listen to EPO Staff When Deciding on the Future of António Campinos
  • António Campinos Needs to be Fired by Month's End (Notice of Permanent End of Term)
  • Meme: Vote for Sustained Industrial Action at the EPO
  • Another Reason Unified Patent Court (UPC) is a Hostile Coup That Will Fail
  • Meme: Stasi Office
  • How Long Can the Media Ignore the EPO Crisis (and at What Cost)?
  • EPO Breaking the Rules, Flouting Laws and Regulations While Leaving Staff Representatives in the Dark
  • Meme: European Psycho
  • Corporate Monopolies Granted From People's Private Homes
  • Meme: Working for Monopolisers
  • Monopolies Are Neither Green Nor Sustainable
  • Meme: No Diplomatic Immunity for Alex Kipman
  • Microsoft, EPO Awards, and Sexual Abuse (Theranos All Over Again)
  • EPO is Like a Pressure Cooker, Multiple Staff Actions Coincide and Add Up
  • Meme: Working to Death for Nellie Simon
  • Bruised EPO Buys Media, Buildings, Reputation Laundering
  • European Software Patents Cannot Withstand Scrutiny, EPO Management Wants Kangaroo Courts (UPC) to Change That
  • Meme: Unified Patent Court (UPC) Always Started “Next Year”
  • Unified Patent Court (UPC) Noise: Loaded Headlines, Straw Man Arguments, and False Predictions as a Lobbying/Sales Strategy
  • Meme: Unified in Patent Maximalism
  • The Plunder of EPO Examiners Continues
  • Meme: A Need for Father's Discipline?
  • EPO Staff Demands Release of the F***ing Recordings of António Campinos Breaching the Code of Conduct of the Office With Repeated Slurs/Swear Words
  • EPO Guidelines Are Illegal, Composed and Shaped by Special Interest Groups That Revel in Disregarding the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • Meme: Hole in
  • Meme: EPO Enabled Massive Fraud in Theranos
  • Meme: Illegal EPO Guidelines
  • Meme: Peeping Rowan


  • May

  • Meme: The Reverse Barroso
  • Diversity and Inclusion at the European Patent Office (EPO)
  • EPO President António Campinos Addresses South America
  • The EPO's Euro-PCT Proves That This System Exists for Massive Corporations and Law Firms, Not Individual People Including Real Inventors
  • Meme: Administrative Council of the European Patent Organisation Can Oust António Campinos Next Month (But Will It?)
  • Inside the EPO: It's Not a Pretty Picture and the Administrative Council Lacks the Incentive to 'Clean House'
  • Meme: The Mass Litigation Clique
  • Meme: It Was Just an Accident
  • Meme: Abolishing Rule of Law
  • Scenes From Vilnius: EPO and Friends Converge for Lobbying and Self-Congratulatory Talks
  • Video: Antonio 'F' Campinos in His Very Own Words
  • Meme: Illegally Forcing 'Unification' in Europe
  • The Travesty of the Web as a Disinformation Machine of Patent Litigation Maximalists
  • Meme: Unitary and Harmonised Injustice
  • Gallery of Patent Law Firms That Still Lie, Still Promote Illegal Agenda, and Casually Game the Media to Mischievously Shape Perceptions
  • Meme: Fluffy Staff
  • Kluwer Patent Blog Belatedly Gives EPO Staff a Voice
  • Meme: Fluffy President
  • Blaming Patent Examiners Who Respect the Law
  • EPO Celebrates Software Patents Again, Dubbing Them 'Hey Hi' (AI) and '4IR'
  • Meme: EPO's Monkey Business: Lowering the Patent Examination Bar
  • Heads of Patent Offices Are Immune to Coronavirus
  • The General Consultative Committee of the EPO Exposes a Disaster and a Lack of Genuine Dialogue
  • The Latest Letter to Josef Kratochvìl and the Heads of Delegation of the Administrative Council of the European Patent Organisation
  • Meme: The Recordings Must Have Accidentally Been Lost While Breaking the Rules
  • Meme: Divine Protection
  • António Campinos and the Alicante Clique (EPO Management, Appointed Based on Nepotism Despite Lack of Qualifications) Nowadays Exploiting Kids for PR Charades
  • Meme: Snake on a Plane
  • António Campinos Promotes Software Patents Using Buzzwords and Sketchy Loopholes With Dubious Legal Basis
  • Meme: Jorgotta Be Kidding Us, Campinos!
  • Unified Patent Court (UPC) Relies Too Much on Lies and Mischief Without Any Basis in Law
  • Meme: It’s My Working Party… And I’ll Cry If I Want to!
  • Meme: UPC is Always Next Year (and Next Year It'll Surely be the Year After That)
  • UPC: Turning Patent Lawyers Into Liars and the Media Into Their Money-Grabbing Megaphone (Platform for Fake News)
  • Meme: Monopoly Tony
  • It Took Campinos Three or More Years to Undo Illegal Battistelli Actions on Boards of Appeal and Strike Regulations (Only After Losing at ILO-AT!), But He Does Not Mention That
  • EPO.org Now Openly Brags About Making Illegal Patents a Welcomed Part of the Examination Guidelines
  • The Lies and Delusions of António Campinos
  • EPO Eating Its Own (and Robbing Its Own)
  • Meme: EPO Budget Tanking?
  • EPO.org (Official EPO Site) Continues to Promote Illegal Agenda and Exploit Ukraine for PR Stunts That Help Unaccountable Crooks
  • Meme: EPO Applicants Unwittingly Fund the War on Ukraine
  • EPO Virtue-Signalling on the Ukrainian Front
  • EPO Has No F-ing Oversight
  • Patent Examiners Rising Up Against EPO Abuse
  • Internal Poll: 93% of European Patent Office (EPO) Workers Are Unhappy With the EPO
  • Meme: Unitary Patent and Unified Patent Court (UPC) Cannot Be Reconciled With the Law
  • Even Team Battistelli is Sometimes Admitting — Out in Public! — That Unified Patent Court (UPC) is Neither Legal Nor Desirable
  • Meme: Common Sense at EPO
  • Patent Granting at the EPO Has Collapsed by 24% Owing to Much-Needed Industrial Action
  • Meme: Milan is a Suburb in London
  • The Latest Propaganda Tactics of Team UPC: Pretending Unified Patent Court Already Exists and Unitary Patents Are Default When If Fact None Even Exists
  • Meme: Yes, Minister, Yes!
  • Central Staff Committee of the EPO Reminds the EPO's Management, Yet Again, That It is Breaking Laws
  • Formalities Officers Team Managers at the European Patent Office Consider Stepping Down
  • UPC: “A Neo-colonialist Plot”
  • Meme: He is the EPO's President
  • The Charade of Fake News and Lobbying (Based on Lies) by Team UPC
  • Dictatorships Prefer Other Dictatorships
  • Meme: Whose Digital Sovereignty?
  • From Belarus With Love — Part XIV: It Probably Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time...
  • António Campinos Racing Towards Zero Percent (Popularity/Approval Rates), a Lot Lower Than Lukashenko
  • F for Fake: “You will never have such a nice person being the fake President for the next fifty fake years. So you wake up and make agreements with me, or you never will for your fake life.”
  • Meme: The Deev Lists
  • Management That Harms the Institution It is Governing (SaM and EPO)
  • From Belarus With Love — Part XIII: Marat Ebzeev Tries to Defuse the Situation
  • Deevgate in a Nutshell (an EPO 'Toxic Asset' in Minsk)
  • From Belarus With Love — Part XII: Alexander Deev's “Provocative” Comments
  • Financialization of the EPO Will Doom Europe's Largest Patent Office
  • Teaser: Burdens of Evidence
  • SaM Solutions Controlled -- and Still 'Regulated' -- by Lukashenko's Regime
  • From Belarus With Love — Part XI: SaM's Management Remains Suspiciously Silent
  • Meme: High-Calibre Patent Office
  • Cracking Down on Scientists
  • Meme: Belarussian Roulette
  • Meme: Cool Strongmen of a “High-Tech Hub” in Minsk
  • From Belarus With Love — Part X: From “High-Tech Hub” to “No-Go Zone”
  • Teaser: Fortunately Stable
  • UPC Fake News Watch (and Tough Reality): Same Familiar Talking Points and Talking Heads
  • António: The Antichrist of Jorge Campinos
  • IAM: Paid by the EPO’s Nepotism Club (Management) to Glorify Illegal Agenda (and in Turn ‘Legitimise’ It, Imposing That on EPO Examiners)
  • If the EPO is a Corporation, Why Can’t I Buy EPO Shares in Wall Street or Take It to Court?
  • Aggression, 'White' Lies and Mass Deception Won't Help the EPO Survive
  • António Campinos Has Dubbed Himself the “F***ing President”
  • From Belarus With Love — Part IX: The End of “Peaceful Coexistence”?


  • April

  • EPO: Pyongyang in the Centre of Seoul or EPOnia's Dictatorship (With Crimes and Impunity) Right in the Middle of Bavaria
  • Lies Are Catching Up With UPC/Unitary Patent Boosters (And Mr. 'F Word' Campinos Misuses the EPO.Org Site to Spread Lies, Shamelessly Promote Illegal Agenda)
  • Meme: Clash of Heads
  • From Belarus With Love — Part VIII: “Seoul in the Centre of Pyongyang”
  • Meme: Peace in Europe
  • Russian Gaspinos
  • What the F Did António Campinos Just Say???
  • When the EPO's Manager or Fake 'Daddy' Gets the 'Hammer' Out
  • Meme: No More Mr. Nice Guy?
  • From Belarus With Love — Part VII: The Post-Election Crackdown
  • Shadow of the EPO or EPOnia Nationalised?
  • From Belarus With Love — Part VI: “Big Daddy” Hammers the Opposition...
  • Belarus Versus EPO
  • History of Software From Minsk (SaM), Belarus by Proxy
  • From Belarus With Love — Part V: From Start-Up to Success Story...
  • Meme: EPO Data for Uncle SaM
  • EPO ’IT’ Systems: “Software from Minsk” or “Spyware from Microsoft”?
  • Meme: Lukashenko’s Clown Computing Plan
  • From Belarus With Love — Part IV: “Software from Minsk” via Gilching and Rijswijk
  • EPO: All Together in “One Office” or All Together in “One Prison”?
  • It’s Not a War, It’s “Special Military Operation”
  • An Ode to Lukampinos
  • Meme: Putin and Lukashenko Discuss the Situation at the EPO
  • Teaser: Microsofters by Proxy
  • Makers of Dictatorware
  • Meme: Munich Is in Minsk
  • From Belarus With Love — Part III: Apps From the Dictatorship
  • Meme: UPC's 'Sunrise' Period
  • EPO Funds Lukashenko's Techwashing PR Stunts
  • From Belarus With Love — Part II: “Techwashing” an Autocratic Regime?
  • Meme: Lukampinos
  • Meme: “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”
  • Debunking the Latest Lies From Team UPC About the Unitary Patent and Unified Patent Court (UPC) Agreement (UPCA)
  • Unified Patent Court/UPC/Unitary Patent: Our Latest Fake News Watch (and Some Occasional Reminders That This is in Fact Faked, But Team UPC Does Not Care What's Legal and What's True)
  • Regardless of What JUVE Used to be (or Do to Uncover EPO Abuses), It Has Become a Propaganda Arm for EPO Management and Team UPC
  • EPO and Belarus: Why It Matters
  • From Belarus With Love — Part I: Schizophrenic EPO Policy
  • Meme: The Eastern Front (of Industrial Espionage)
  • New EPO Series: From Belarus With Love - Teaser
  • Meme: EPO's Ombuds Service is Like a 'Yellow Union' (Following Disbandment of the Audit Committee)
  • A Month After the Massive Strike Across Europe the Union of EPO Workers Proceeds Against Salary Adjustment Procedure (Reduction), Based on Managers' “Hoax”
  • Meme: António de Cutter
  • EPO in 2021: Less About Europe, Less About Science, Less About Quality (or Compliance), and More About Weapons or Monopolies on Vaccines
  • How We Cover Patents and How Techrights Reduces Technical Debt (Gemini and Single-File Web Pages)
  • Meme: Godly Oversight at the EPO
  • The Collapse of the Media Has Left a Vacuum for Fake News From Team UPC (Scheming to Bury Laws and Constitutions)
  • Meme: The Boy (or Bristows) Who Cried Wolf
  • Meme: Nobody Hates the EPO's Patent Examination More Than Team UPC (Shoehorning Fake Patents, Then Fake Courts)
  • Team UPC and Corrupt EPO Management Have Fast Become a Severe Crisis of Legitimacy for the European Union
  • The EPO Bunnies, Stationed at EPO Corp. (NYSE:EPO)
  • Techrights Plans for Easter and Beyond (Plus Updates About the FSF and the EPO)
  • Tackling EPO Propaganda and Lawlessness: Part 2
  • Meme: Kangaroos in Ukraine
  • Tackling EPO Propaganda and Lawlessness: Part 1
  • Effectively Responding to Fake News in the Age of Corrupt EPO Management, Controlled by Team UPC/Litigation Lobby
  • Deja Vu: Published 4 Days Ago, Battistelli Celebrating UPCA Signed Almost 10 Years Ago!
  • How Media Helped the EPO Cover Up the EPO Crisis (Including Severe Escalations and Plunge in Patent Grants)
  • State of the EPO and State of 'Journalism' About Patents
  • Conflict of Interest: Battistelli/CEIPI/EPO and AstraZeneca
  • New Approach to Tackling Misinformation and Disinformation
  • Meme: EPO Moving Backwards
  • For EPO Staff on Dutch Territories Purachasing Power Fell 12% in Just One Year While EPO Increased Its Fees
  • Meme: The Hard-Working Madame Simon
  • The EPO’s Staff Union Calls for Continued Industrial Actions as Some Media Belatedly Catches Up With EPO Strikes
  • When Most Granted Patents (and Fake ‘Growth’) Are Just Software Patents and EPO ‘Joins the Club’
  • EPO.org is a Fake News Site Which Promotes and Glorifies Illegal Behaviour and Unlawful Policies
  • Meme: Meanwhile at IP Kat
  • The EPO is Granting Loads of Software Patents in Order to Fake 'Growth'
  • EPO Continues to Violate Laws and Fundamental Rights of EPO Staff (Which an International Court Recently Told It Was Violating)
  • Meme: Operation CampinoZ
  • The Patent Distortion: The Media Has Failed Us, Patent Extremism Has Replaced It
  • One Month Passes, Only Comments in a Blog Post Actually Contain Accurate Information About EPO and UPC


  • March

  • The Union or Elected Leadership of the EPO's Staff Calls the Shots Now
  • Meme: IAM
  • Meme: Best in the World. At Cheating and Bribing Media.
  • Meme: In Just a Few Years António Campinos is Undoing Decades of His Father's Legacy
  • EPO in Africa: Microsoft, Corruption, and Colonialism
  • The Patent Distortion: Judging by the Media, the EPO Strike Never Happened (and Lots More Lies, Even Promotion of Illegal Agenda)
  • Biggest EPO Strike in More Than Half a Decade
  • Meme: Diplomatic Immunity
  • Meme: EPO Management Treats EPO Staff Like Pests
  • Meme: Not Registering for the Oppressor
  • With EPO Strike Participation in the Thousands, European Patents Plunge in Number
  • Meme: Survey Versus Surveillance
  • EPO is Banning and Spying, So the Union (SUEPO) Conducts a Staff Survey Externally
  • EPO Staff Explains Why It's Going on Strike
  • Meme: EPO to Patent Blogs
  • Glorious Day for Rights of European Workers
  • Join the EPO Strike
  • EPO Industrial Actions Are Already Working
  • EPO Management Seems to be Resorting to Illegal Union-Busting Tactics, Suppression/Deterrence by List-Making
  • Meme: EPO Even Attacks Its Pensioners
  • EPO is 'Hiding' €4.9 Billion and President “Campinos Has Decided to Freeze the Salaries of All Staff and to Deprive at least 40% of Them of Any Career Progression”
  • Meme: Join the EPO Strike
  • The Patent Distortion: 7 Days of News and Blogs, Not a Single Mention of EPO Affairs
  • European Federation of Public Service Unions (EPSU) in Support of the Strike at the European Patent Office (EPO)
  • McCoy Smith on What Software Patents Mean to Free Software (2020)
  • 2 More Days Until EPO Strike, Examiners Unwilling to Become Another Brick in the Wall
  • EPO Staff Representatives Warn Delegates of the Council That Campinos is Now Outsourcing the EPO, Just Like He Did EUIPO, in Very Clear Violation of Fundamental Rules
  • EPO Union: “It is Now Time to Make a Political Statement” and “Go on Strike!”
  • Meme: The Red EPO (Reminder: EPO Management Hired a Lot of Military Personnel to Run the Office)
  • European Readers, Please Contact Your National Delegation to Bemoan EPO Corruption
  • EPO Strike Participation Will Help Correct a Corrupt Office Which Harms Science, Weakens Europe's Economy, and Abolishes Human Rights
  • Meme: Russia Joins EPO (in Officially Discarding the Rule of Law)
  • The EPO's Strike That Not a Single Publisher Wants to Tell You About!
  • When Europe's Largest Patent Office is Run by Opportunistic Politicians Who Break the Law and Look for Distractions
  • Lowered Quality and Standards at the EPO, Not Only Departure from the European Patent Convention (EPC)
  • Meme: The Scabs Patent Office?
  • The Patent Distortion: EPO Crimes Completely Overlooked and Totally Unrecognised/Not Covered This Past Week (in News Sites, Blogs, and More)
  • Meme: European Commission Part of the EPO's Abuses
  • EPO Advertises European Patents and Jobs Based on Deliberate Falsehoods (Lies)
  • Meme: EPO Behaving Like a Bank, Not Like a Patent Office
  • Meme: When Corrupt Politicians Run Europe’s Largest Patent Office
  • The EPO in Violation of the EPC and Nobody Holds Anyone Accountable for Such Violations
  • Mr. Breton and EPO Corruption (Propelling an Assault on the Rule of Law and on the Courts Themselves) Endanger the Legitimacy of the EU
  • Meme: Standing Together for Peace in Europe
  • The Latest EPO Greenwashing Spin is Truly a Hoot
  • The Patent Distortion: How So-called ‘News’ Sites About Patents Perished, and Refusal to Honestly Cover the News Played a Role in Their Demise
  • Meme: Go Back Home, Team UPC, You Are Drunk
  • Meme: When They Want Examiners to Follow Orders, Violate the EPC
  • Meme: EPO Examiners, Keep on Fighting (They Can't Fire Y'all)
  • How the EPO is Like Putin’s Russia
  • A Real President
  • Meme: Throwing Stones in a House of Glass
  • EPO Breaks Laws Just Like Vladimir Putin, But Then It Has the Audacity to Exploit Ukraine to Pretend the Opposite is True
  • Meme: Team UPC: We Break the Law, We Don’t Care How You Feel About It
  • Meme: Team UPC: Nothing Can Stop Us!!!


  • February

  • Meme: Munich Agreement
  • The EPO is Run by Dictators, Elected Staff Representatives Are Left Out of Key Consultations
  • The Patent Distortion: Promotion of Illegal Agenda (and Nobody Could Mention Industrial Action/Strikes at EPO, Protesting Illegal Agenda)
  • Meme: Patent Invasion
  • European Council Complicit in European Patent Office (EPO) Abuses
  • Meme: Josef the Spectator
  • Better Late Than Never: ILO Subjects the EPO's Management to Some Belated Justice (Sans the Removal of Immunity, so Nobody is Being Held Accountable)
  • What EPO Staff Really Thinks
  • Meme: We've Been Here Before...
  • Meme: Artificial ‘Productivity’
  • Meme: IAM’s Patent Benchmark
  • António's EPO is Dead, Long Live the EPC?
  • Meme: Oversight at the EPO
  • EPO — Both the Patent Office and the Patent Organisation — Celebrating Constitutional Violations, Covering Up Human Rights Abuses, and Promoting the Facilitators
  • Meme: Military-grade Propaganda in EPO.org This Past Week
  • Meme: When Managers Do Not Understand the Staff (or Refuse to Understand It)
  • Dear Mr. Rowan
  • 'European' Patent Office (EPO) Accelerates Outsourcing of Its Operations to the United States of America, Quite Likely in Defiance of GDPR and Basic Common Sense
  • Today Begins a Battle for Rights of Patent Examiners at the EPO
  • Meme: EPO “Upskilling”
  • EPO Management Still Treats EPO Workers Poorly, Even During Pandemic
  • The Patent Distortion: Weekly Series About Failure of the Media to Properly Explain Patents and Generally Cover the News
  • Meme: António Campinos Does to Europe What His Country Did to Africa
  • There's a Pie in the Face (on Its Way to EPOnia)
  • Meme: A 'Social Democracy' Where Every Vote is for Sale
  • FFII: In PL Holdings, European Court of Justice Confirms EU Law Cannot be Outsourced to International Courts Like Unified Patent Court (UPC)
  • António Campinos Wants to Undo His Father’s Legacy for Several More Years, Spreading Corruption Across Europe and the World
  • Meme: Megaphone of António Campinos
  • BREAKING NEWS/EXCLUSIVE: António Campinos Confirms That He is Seeking Reappointment
  • Meme: Asking the Newsman for Information
  • When It Comes to Patents, Lies Have Become the 'Norm'
  • A Criminal Legacy (and Present) of the European Patent Office, Europe’s Second-Largest Institution
  • Meme: The Man Who Owned Everything
  • Meme: Importing Corruption, Voting Fodder, and More
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part L (50, Final): 2010 - 2022: Business as Usual?
  • Meme: EPO Governance
  • The EPO Crisis
  • Meme: Only Yellow Unions Allowed in Red EPOnia?
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XLIX: The Rise and Fall of Battistelli's “Social Democracy”...
  • Meme: “Unfounded” Claims of Fundamental Rights at the European Patent Office (EPO)
  • Where Sir Paul Mahoney Has Failed to Protect EPO Staff From Injustice and Sheer Abuse
  • Meme: Reminder That Battistelli Openly Boasted (in the Media) About the EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XLVIII: The Unkindest Cut of All
  • Meme: EUIPO-Styled Labelling for EPO
  • EPO Unjustified
  • Meme: EPO Courts
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XLVII: Institutionalised Injustice at the EPO?
  • Meme: Drunk Driving, Like Son of António Campinos
  • Staff Holding Management at the EPO Accountable
  • Meme: Team UPC and Team Battistelli Above the Law, Ignore the Law, Break the Law
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XXXXVI: An Erosion of Fundamental Rights Protection?
  • Not Even Scabs Can Save EPO Management
  • EPO Staff Goes on Strike, Plans Partial Work Stoppage/Slowdown to Condemn Unlawful Meddling Designed to Lower Patent Quality and Patent Legitimacy (No EPC Compliance)
  • Meme: EPO Immune System: Nothing Can Touch Us!
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XXXXV: In the Shadow of “Waite and Kennedy”
  • The EPO is Bleeding in Courts
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XXXXIV: Immunity = Impunity?
  • EPO Pays Out Millions of Euros in Compensation — to Thousands of Workers Who Deserve a Lot More for Moral Damage — for Battistelli’s Illegal Acts (But Battistelli Himself Has Not Been Punished at All, Nor Have His Enablers)
  • Meme: Drunk on Power and Diplomatic Immunity
  • Nobody Should be Above the Law
  • Meme: Almost a Decade for EPO Justice (Delayed, Hence Denied)
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XXXXIII: A Legal No-Man's Land
  • Europe Has a Severe Corruption Crisis
  • Meme: Wrong People Given Too Much Power
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XXXXII: A Parcel of Rogues?
  • Abandoning the EPC in Order to Promote Corporations-Led EPO With Kangaroo Courts (UPC) is Simply Illegal
  • Meme: EPC Calling
  • The EPO’s Overseer/Overseen Collusion — Part XXXXI: Public Service or Self-Service?
  • Meme: EPC 50th Anniversary Whitewash in Preparation...
  • Meme: Geneva Convention or Geneva's Suggestion?
  • ILO Tribunal Once Again Rules That the European Patent Office (EPO) Violates Fundamental Rights
  • Unified Patent Court (UPC) Leak Shows That 'Team UPC' and the EPO's Management Are Knowingly Breaking the Law
  • Why the Unified Patent Court (UPC) Cannot Enter Into Force, Based on the UPC Agreement Itself


  • January

  • 20-22 Vision: António Campinos Still Pillaging and Plundering EPO Staff
  • Meme: To ‘Team UPC’, 2021 is Actually 2023
  • EPO Workers' Poll: 9 Out of 10 Employees in Munich Want to Participate or Consider Participating in Strike (or Protest)
  • Meme: EPO Management on the Run
  • Meme: The Next Stage of Unified Patent Court (UPC) and Unitary Patent
  • Classic 'Team UPC': This Year Becomes “Next Year” Yet Again
  • Shuffling the EPO Deck to Cover Up Crimes, EPC Violations, Attacks on Judges Etc. While Promoting Illegal and Unconstitutional UPC
  • Meme: EPO: Pursuing an Eastern and Western District of Europe (for Patent Trolls and Software Patents)
  • Meme: UPC: Many Lies as Headlines, Almost Exclusively in Publishers Sponsored by EPO and Team UPC to Produce Fake News (Lobbying Through Misinformation)
  • EPO as the 'Ministry of Truth' of Team UPC and Special Interests
  • Why the Unified Patent Court (UPC) is Still Just a Fantasy and the UPC’s Fake News Mill Merely Discredits the Whole Patent ‘Profession’
  • Meme: Get Ready for Unified Patent Court (UPC) to be Taken to Court
  • The EPO Needs High-Calibre Examiners, Not Politicians Who Pretend to Understand Patents and Science
  • Meme: Alexander Ramsay and Team UPC Inciting Politicians to Break the Law and Violate Constitutions, Based on Misinformation, Fake News, and Deliberate Lies Wrapped up as 'Studies'
  • Has the Administrative Council Belatedly Realised What Its Job in the European Patent Organisation Really Is?
  • Meme: Team UPC is Celebrating a Pyrrhic Victory
  • Meme: Team UPC Congratulating Itself
  • A Parade of Fake News About the UPC Does Not Change the General Consensus or the Simple Facts
  • Welcome to 2022: Intentional Lies Are ‘Benefits’ and ‘Alternative Facts’
  • Meme: UPC for CJEU
  • Meme: European Patent Office Space
  • EPO’s Web Site Constantly Spammed by Lies About Privacy While EPO Breaks the Law and Outsources Data to the United States
  • Patrick Breyer, Unlike Most German Politicians, Highlights the Fact That Unified Patent Court (UPC) and Unitary Patent Are Incompatible With EU Law
  • 2022 Starts With Censorship of Christmas and Other Greetings at the EPO
  • EPO Has Patent Management System (PMS), But You Must be a Microsoft Customer and Run Malicious, Back-Doored Operating System
  • Privacy Crimes at Europe's Second-Largest Institution, in Partnership With Microsoft
  • EPO Breaking the Law in Collusion With — and to the Benefit of — Microsoft
  • New EPO Page Provides Cover-Up for Clear and Severe Privacy Violations With Microsoft
  • Meme: Just Another Battistelli
  • Fictional Gaps and an Attack on Workers
  • Meme: Diferençampinos
  • The EPO's Race to the Bottom — Part V — An Assault on Pensioners
  • Meme: Waiting for an EPO Pension
  • The EPO's Race to the Bottom — Part IV — New Career System (NCS) and New Pension System (NPS)
  • The Patent Examiners Will be Last (to Turn the Lights Off)
  • Meme: SUEPO is Just Being Defensive (the Attacks Come Only From EPO Management)
  • The EPO's Race to the Bottom — Part III — “The King is Naked” (a Fake Financial Shortage and 'Missing' -- or Plundered -- Billions)
  • Meme: High on Quantities
  • The EPO's Race to the Bottom — Part II — “Playing People Off Against Each Other is Not the Way We Want to Go Forward!”
  • The EPO’s Race to the Bottom — Part I — From Bad to Worse
  • Meme: Hiring and Retaining Patent Examiners on the Cheap
  • When You Replace 10,000 Euros Per Month Patent Examiners With 2,000 Euros Per Month Patent Examiners...